Anonymous Joe: Surfing, Weed, and the Cannabis Hustle

Hey, I’m Anonymous Joe, your friendly neighbourhood blogger from sunny SoCal, where the surf’s always up, the weed’s always dank, and the vibe is permanently set to "chill." My life revolves around three things: surfing, weed, and hanging with friends—and honestly, what more does a girl need? (Okay, maybe tacos, but I digress.)

By day, I work in the cannabis industry here in California, where I’ve worn many hats. I’ve been a grower, nurturing those beautiful green plants from seedlings to smokable masterpieces. Then, I took a turn as a budtender, where I got paid to talk about weed all day (yeah, it’s as fun as it sounds). And now, I’m a “Brand Ambassador” and nighttime blogger, spreading the good green gospel across the Golden State. What can I say? I’m living the dream, one joint at a time.

When I’m not working with cannabis, you’ll find me catching waves along the coast, because nothing pairs with a good high quite like the ocean. It’s all about balance, right? Weed keeps me mellow, surfing keeps me stoked, and my friends keep me grounded (and occasionally laughing hysterically at bad puns). So, whether I’m rolling a joint, riding a wave, or just kicking back with my crew, life’s good. Catch me if you can—but only after I finish this bowl.